National Weird Day

This morning's news -Farrah Faucet is dead today,age 62, long troubled by cancer. I don't know how she managed to look as together as she did up to the end. BTW, although Ms Faucett was great, as a kid I liked Charlie's black-haired angel better, but Farrah had some badass hair!

Memo to superannuated celebrities - DO NOT DIE ON THE SAME DAY AS MICHAEL JACKSON. As soon as Jacko's corpse was rolled into the morgue, poor Farrah sunk to a sad fate not unlike that of Peshtigo, Wisconsin. On the day of the Great Chicago Fire, Peshtigo suffered a fire far more devastating. Peshtigo remains forgotten to this day.

What can I say about Michael Jackson, dead at age 50. Great music, but creepy beyond the skin-crawling threshhold. If it wasn't for Jackson, Weird Al Yankovich would probably still be living with his parents.

I feel as weird as this today.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.