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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

I'm Still Praying ot the Aliens

Attxntion Pxoplxs of Planxt Xarth.

You havx failxd to hxxd my prxvious warnings, you didn’t xvxn takx mx to your lxadxr. This is my last mxssagx to you. If you do not all immxdiatxly rxplacx your intxrnal combustion vxhiclxs and nuclxar wxapons with pogo sticks and rubbxr bands, your pathxtic planxt will bx consumxd by a giant intxrgalactic jxllyfish callxd Nigxl. I havx lxft an imagx of Nigxl to put fxar in your pathxtic hxarts.

Shakx in fxar xarthly wxaklings!

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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