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Friday, January 01, 2010

It's 2010, So Where's My Jet Pack?

It's 2010 already, rapidly approaching 50 AMB (After My Birth), and 9 AM (After Monolith). No jet packs, no personal hovercrafts, no robot maids (that's right, folks, the Roomba doesn't count. Rolling on the floors and bouncing into walls is not cool, no Beavis, it sucks.) Life around here looks nothing like the Jetsons.

I wanted a jet pack, and all I got was a Jet Li movie on the internet. If I was willing to pay the roughly $100 per month for an Iphone, I could watch reruns of Gilligan's Island online.

WARNING, WILL ROBINSON, The link in the next paragraph is NSFW!

However, I do have to admit that we have way better access to porn (NSFW)than even the craziest pervy voyeur from 1960 could have imagined in his his wildest fantasies. How about them apples?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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