The Sacramento Bee's website list of letters to the editor made a fine haiku,with only monor modification:
Dogs are running wild.
water, scheming Democrats.
Good Christmas fruitcake.
Here's exactly what the website showed:
Dogs running wild, water, scheming Democrats, fruitcake.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Friday, December 18, 2009
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- I must enjoy shouting into a vacuum, but I think about getting my act together one of these days. My mom says I am very handsome and intelligent.
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1 comment:
Writing assignment: construct a short story using the titles of the letters column. This one just about writes itself.
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