I do not like onion rings.
Eating them can clip my wings.
At first I really love their taste,
Then I eat too much with haste.
But two hours hence,
My gut is dense
Because I tried
Food that’s fried
That took me on a two day ride.
My lazy stomach is so slow
I could not make it downward flow
For two days I could not squelch
A never ending need to belch.
This gave me a brand new hunch.
I will not eat a greasy lunch,
Nor snarf French fries by the bunch,
Nor on Doritos shall I munch.
Life and Times of an itinerant slacker in Sacramento. Thrills, Spills Galore coming soon. Not to mention lots of opinions.
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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1 comment:
I am sorry to learn
Of your slowness to return
to the street
what you eat.
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