Be Scared, Be Very Scared

I sent a friend directions to our place on Google Maps . I got a quick response of "what's all this about klowns in your neighborhood?" I took a closer look at Google maps for my neighborhood to find that, yes,Virginia, Google (the source of all knowledge and all that is good in this world) reports klowns in the neighborhood. Let's just prey to God they ain't from outer space and they ain't killer klowns.


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Move your cursor across the image to get a chill.

Well at least Megan's Law doesn't show any offenders too close to here.

You may be asking, so what's the big deal about klowns. Maybe you're thinking I'm an irrational fearful klown hater. Having grown up in Chicago in the 1960s and 70s, I know what evil lurks in the sick twisted brain behind all that greasepaint. Three words, dammit just three words; John Wayne Gacy. Who says klowns ain't scary?

Pogo John, the burger flippin' klown says so,that's who!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.