Fellow World Wide Zionist Conspirators, members of the New World Order, Black Helicopter Pilots and Illuminati (no trilateral commissioners need apply, that's so twentieth century):
Thanks to Temple Emanuel in San Jose's websight (BTW, I think my nephew had his Bar Mitzvah there), we now now how to make a golem.. This is too strange not to share.
"An initiate should not do it alone, but should always be accompanied by one or two colleagues. The Golem must be made of virgin soil, taken from a place where no man has ever dug. The soil must be kneaded with pure spring water, taken directly from the ground. If this water is placed in any kind of vessel, it can no longer be used. The people making the Golem must purify themselves totally before engaging in this activity, both physically and spiritually. While making the Golem, they must wear clean white vestments… One must not make any mistake or error in the pronunciation… no interruption whatsoever may occur."
Here's a picture of my golem. OK,OK it's just a statue in Prague. Or so they say it's a just a statue. I suggest any Czech Neo-nazis out there might want to think twice about their behaviour (y'know, Czech and re-Czech), with this guy hanging around.
Some additional instructions and a pretty strange side comment from the October/November 1999 Edition of the Jewish Magazine.
"Many people today say that although we can not create a golem on the level of Rabbi Yehuda Leow of Prague, still we have succeeded in creating a different form of golem. Rabbi Leow took a blob of earth, gave it form and introduced into it vitality, but with out intellectual abilities."
And now, the punchline:
"Many say that our educational system has duplicated Rabbi Leow's feat, by taking intelligent children and turning out blobs."
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Life and Times of an itinerant slacker in Sacramento. Thrills, Spills Galore coming soon. Not to mention lots of opinions.
Search This Blog
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
About Me
- Steve
- I must enjoy shouting into a vacuum, but I think about getting my act together one of these days. My mom says I am very handsome and intelligent.
Blog Archive
-
▼
2009
(189)
-
▼
June
(17)
- The Older I Get. . .
- Nag A Ram About an Anagram
- The Name Game
- National Weird Day
- OMG SOCIALISM OMG
- This Made Me Laugh
- I Miss The Ren and Stimpy Show
- America is Better Than Iran
- Make A Golem in Your SpareTime!
- Reform As Good As The American People
- $ave Our CEOs
- Why Being Obama Matters
- It takes a thief. . .
- Listen To Ike
- Fearless Fosdicks Foil Food Fight
- Requiem David Carradine
- I'm Still Praying ot the Aliens
-
▼
June
(17)
More Interesting Joints
- European-American Blog
- Sacramento Recorder Society
- Schola Cantorum
- Life in a Wisconsin Basement Apartment
- Wil Effin Wesley Crusher Wheaton
- Simple Living Network
- Ironic Times
- Mt St Helens Volcano Cam
- Anarchists in Santa suits
- Nina paley wants you to just say no to xmas
- All about Old Irish Sayings from Literature
- Islamic Fatwas for Daily Life
- Subterranean Homesick Blues
- Eyes Wide Open
- Sacramento Concert Band
- Crap Jobs of the U K
No comments:
Post a Comment