As Long as We're Picking on Fast Food Mascots

Don't expect Kosher Whoppers any time soon!


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I don't know why these things scare me so much.

Time for something less scary, but, as Ogden Nash said, "I'll never see a three-L lllama."


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That's my derivative and uncreative story, and I'm sticking to it.