HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I take this quotation straight from the BBC:
'Santa got attacked, one of the elves got smacked in the face and pushed into a pram.'
This is actually one small installment of the saga of a fly by night theme park that is so bad even the British noticed. Check out the nativity scene.
The Sun, surely the paragon of British Journalism (and pretty girls with bigguns) Exclaims, 'It's Slapland!'
Might this be the start breakthrough the Christmas Rovolution Movement has been awaiting? Only time will tell. Until then,I say bah Humbug!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Life and Times of an itinerant slacker in Sacramento. Thrills, Spills Galore coming soon. Not to mention lots of opinions.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008
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About Me
- Steve
- I must enjoy shouting into a vacuum, but I think about getting my act together one of these days. My mom says I am very handsome and intelligent.
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- Surviving the Holidays Part I
- Happy Hannukah!
- Shoe Your Love for for George
- Guess Who's Joined the Xmas Resistance Movement?
- Me! On Reality TV!!!!!
- We are Here to Praise the Dead
- The British Lapland Controversy Endures
- Never Fear, the Guvmint’s Here
- For John Milton’s 400th Birthday
- Single Mothers of Infants, Get to Work, Dammit!
- British Public Attacks Santa
- Our Month of Music
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